aurorinthetardis:

first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show

second, who can recomend some more

shappeyhappy:

2spookymulder:

omg today in french i learned that the name for an “internet user” is “un internaut” and i laughed for like 10 minutes okay it’s an INTERNAUT LIKE AN ASTRONAUT FOR THE INTERNET

WATCH EVERY EVERYONE, I AM AN INTERNAUT

HERE TO DO SCIENCE TO YOUR INTERNETS

SERIOUS BLOGGING HAPPENING HERE

that’s one small step for a blogger

one giant leap from the computer to the fridge

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

naoren:

Okay but

You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

Nobody was expecting us

Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

tyleroakley:

australiansanta:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

queerlava:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

how do mermaids have babies

do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes

why didn’t tarzan have a beard

how many things are there

why

despairkomaeda:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

what the fuck is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

iguanamouth:

I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS  THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE